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Unread 05-15-2012, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the best thing about being over 50 ... ?
The certainty that you won't have to live another 50.
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Unread 05-15-2012, 10:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am over 50 and plan on living another 50. I need to be around for awile now that we are adopting 2 2 year olds
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Unread 05-15-2012, 11:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I am over 50 and plan on living another 50. I need to be around for awile now that we are adopting 2 2 year olds
Wow, that's great!....Feel sure they'll keep you busy and running!
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Unread 05-16-2012, 05:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The certainty that you won't have to live another 50.
That is so true.


Heard another joke about 50:

If you are over 50 and you wake up without any aches or pains, it means you are dead....
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Unread 05-16-2012, 05:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The certainty that you won't have to live another 50.
unfortunately.... this doesn't apply to Asians
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unfortunately.... this doesn't apply to Asians
Why is that? Jogging my memory.
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Why is that? Jogging my memory.
cuz we drink black tea
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Unread 05-16-2012, 06:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I am over 50 and plan on living another 50. I need to be around for awile now that we are adopting 2 2 year olds
So happy for the kids, I think that is great. You are sure to have fun.
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Unread 05-16-2012, 08:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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cuz we drink black tea
You were not the first one on AD but you certainly will be the last one.
Live long, live happy and all in peace.
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You were not the first one on AD but you certainly will be the last one.
Live long, live happy and all in peace.
most likely not. bikers don't live very long but at least they do live well and fruitful that many people don't and die with regrets and waste.
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Amen to that. now you are speaking of.. i need to warm up my black tea now.
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I don't know what's so "unfortunate" about 50 because if I could have great health, I'd choose to live to 300!
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That is so true.


Heard another joke about 50:

If you are over 50 and you wake up without any aches or pains, it means you are dead....
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That is so true.


Heard another joke about 50:

If you are over 50 and you wake up without any aches or pains, it means you are dead....
Then, why did I come to work today?
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Amen to that. now you are speaking of.. i need to warm up my black tea now.
Yum, black tea.
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