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Unread 04-18-2012, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WARNING: New Disease Discovered

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called "GonorrheaLectim." It
pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease
is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting
your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now
most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting
to realize how destructive this sickness is.


It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the
second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.
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Unread 04-18-2012, 10:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL very good one!
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....good one, CC....
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