rockin'robin

CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then emails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bites.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb then slowly expands to 200mb.

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but i think ''we go on'')

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK!

LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. Then discards it through windows.

Deafness

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green427

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Warning: Anything I post may not make any sense. All advice is for entertainment value only. Sarcasm might be present. Interpret at your own risk.

Smithtr

lol

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saywhatkid

Blast from the past, eh?

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