What did you learn today? Part II - Page 7

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steinhauer

Sometimes the hose can get dry rot. Other times it can be accidentally sliced if working on the engine (changing air filter, etc.)

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1. Logic dictates that dry rot doesn't resemble anything like sliced hose
2. Logic dictates that it isn't accidental because one just said her hose was sliced.

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Steinhauer

I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"

Ok thats the story I'm going with but I have to make him an obese pirate if you don't mind

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

1. Logic dictates that dry rot doesn't resemble anything like sliced hose
2. Logic dictates that it isn't accidental because one just said her hose was sliced.

Ya I know dry rot, and I know slicing but I'm digging the extreme possibilities of an accidental slicing

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steinhauer

I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"

I am disturbed..........

lanapoo · 04-04-2011, 12:57 AM

Interesting theories going on here.

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I am disturbed..........

Wow if your disturbed and I'm highly entertained... what does that say

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by blank canvas

Wow if your disturbed and I'm highly entertained... what does that say

That you're too nice and I'm a asshole as usual

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiro

That you're too nice and I'm a asshole as usual

LOL well I have never called you a prick or an asshole... did you edit that? Maybe just lacking imagination

I can live with the highlighted part maybe not by it though

lanapoo · 04-04-2011, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by blank canvas

LOL well I have never called you a prick or an asshole... did you edit that? Maybe just lacking imagination

He likes to pretend he's one.

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lanapoo

He likes to pretend he's one.

You are infatuated, aren't ya?

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blank canvas

LOL well I have never called you a prick or an asshole... did you edit that? Maybe just lacking imagination

I can live with the highlighted part maybe not by it though

Oh no no. You asked what it meant if you were amused and I wasn't.

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Oh no no. You asked what it meant if you were amused and I wasn't.

I know... I was just stating that I felt your observation was a little off

your not an ass, just lack imagination and Im not nice just have an odd sense of humor

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by blank canvas

I know... I was just stating that I felt your observation was a little off

your not an ass, just lack imagination and Im not nice just have an odd sense of humor

I suppose you could say that my imagination wouldn't make it to Ripley's museum

lanapoo · 04-04-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiro

You are infatuated, aren't ya?

You wish.

Steinhauer · 04-04-2011, 01:18 AM

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by lanapoo

You wish.

I just wished for it. Is it working?

blank canvas · 04-04-2011, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I suppose you could say that my imagination wouldn't make it to Ripley's museum

neither will mine, but I do get some awesome reactions!! Not to mention self inflicted giggles

Glenn · 04-04-2011, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steinhauer

I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"

What ARE you smokin?'

Miss-Delectable · 04-04-2011, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TXgolfer

I could have wrote the book! ;lol;

Me=Laundry,Dishes,yard,pool,diapers,groceries,toil ets,tubs and repairs

Her=Fold,Iron,Cook,lay naked in the yard, swim naked in the pool,vaccum,dust, breast feed and

Perhaps in your dream.

Although, to have a man who's happy to change diapers, that's good because it's every women's dream including mine. Haha!

LoveBlue · 04-04-2011, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss-Delectable

Perhaps in your dream.

Although, to have a man who's happy to change diapers, that's good because it's every women's dream including mine. Haha!

My husband would get up in the middle of the night to change our daughter's diaper then bring her to me in bed for feeding. Then take her back to her crib when she was done. It was his "quality" time with her since she was usaully asleep when he got home from work. It probably helped that I was breastfeeding which meant the diapers were not stinky. One time I asked him to babysit a friends kids so we could do a "girls night out". The youngest was still in diapers and he didn't have a problem with that either. I'm sure he didn't enjoy it any more than any of us gals would have.

**TWA** · 04-04-2011, 10:29 AM

I learned that after two weeks away, AD hasn't changed a bit.

posts from hell · 04-04-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TheWriteAlex

I learned that after two weeks away, AD hasn't changed a bit.

Oh, sorry that AD didn't change because you were away....

posts from hell · 04-04-2011, 11:14 AM

I learned a ton over the weekend. Will be taking a while to process what I learned.

**TWA** · 04-04-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by posts from hell

Oh, sorry that AD didn't change because you were away....

Ahhh, I know you've just been dying for me to come back. Cute. And touching.

How's life in the crab bucket been lately?

posts from hell · 04-04-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TheWriteAlex

Ahhh, I know you've just been dying for me to come back. Cute. And touching.

How's life in the crab bucket been lately?

Didn't notice you were gone either

I learned you still don't have me on ignore.

Anyhoo, life's been great. How about you?

I have to be going, hopefully we bump into eachother again soon considering its a tight place in the bucket.

**Smithtr** · 04-04-2011, 12:13 PM

I am relax I am calm! I am very netural! cool!

lanapoo · 04-04-2011, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheWriteAlex

I learned that after two weeks away, AD hasn't changed a bit.

You're back!!!!

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lanapoo

You're back!!!!

but no

for me?

lanapoo · 04-04-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

but no

for me?

**Jiro** · 04-04-2011, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lanapoo

ah... I felt better

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