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Unread 03-30-2011, 05:45 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I learned that fighting immaturity with immaturity can be refreshing. I'm just knocking myself out. Anyone have a squirt gun?

Time to go play some interwebs tricks...
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Unread 03-30-2011, 05:52 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I learned that you can beat a dead horse all you want but it won't make him an honest man.
Especially where Obama was born is concerned.
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Unread 03-30-2011, 05:52 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I learned that fighting immaturity with immaturity can be refreshing. I'm just knocking myself out. Anyone have a squirt gun?

Time to go play some interwebs tricks...
How about a pillow fight?
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Unread 03-30-2011, 05:58 PM   #94 (permalink)
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PILLOW FIGHT? Oh come on, honey! Step it up!

*takes out corn syrup and runs towards parked cars*

That'll take the paint right off!
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Unread 03-30-2011, 05:59 PM   #95 (permalink)
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PILLOW FIGHT? Oh come on, honey! Step it up!

*takes out corn syrup and runs towards parked cars*

That'll take the paint right off!


you know this..... how?
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Unread 03-30-2011, 06:00 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I learned that I have no tolerance for people who talk about themselves constantly.
Dont blame you.

I have no tolerance for people who think they are all that or contantly criticize other people when they arent so perfect themselves.
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Yesterday I asked him if his brain fell out of his nose. What the heck? I know he can hear me and I know English is his first language, so why does he think that getting into the chips for breakfast while his oatmeal is getting cold is okay? He's not even rowdy or anything. He's just...turning into a man.

If he starts leaving the toilet seat up, I'm selling him on Craigslist!
I should have sold my hubby and brother a long time ago for leaving the toilet seat up. Drives me nuts when they do that!
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Unread 03-30-2011, 06:05 PM   #99 (permalink)
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you know this..... how?

Actually, I think we just tar and feathered it (corn syrup and beat up pillow) and let it sit in the sun. I would assume corn syrup washes off.

Feather pillow, anyone?
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I should have sold my hubby and brother a long time ago for leaving the toilet seat up. Drives me nuts when they do that!

Maybe I'll put him in the FREE SECTION!

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PILLOW FIGHT? Oh come on, honey! Step it up!

*takes out corn syrup and runs towards parked cars*

That'll take the paint right off!
I have the feeling one of us is going to get tarred and feathered.
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ooooooooooooooooooh I think pfh just jacked my gmail account. I was kidding before. I'm going all out.
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I learned people who make ugly faces constantly will get wrinklier sooner.
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I learned people who make ugly faces constantly will get wrinklier sooner.
oh you found a wrinkle just now?
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on your penis.
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on your penis.
don't you mean his balls as well?
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I couldn't find his balls.
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I think I've had my full of AD men for now.
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now now... don't go apeshit on me when it wasn't erected enough for you to see them ballz

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Congrats! Can he get you discounted stuff ??
Possibly, but I'm not an Apple person , so I haven't asked.
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Possibly, but I'm not an Apple person , so I haven't asked.
Can I get a discount on an iPad???
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I should have sold my hubby and brother a long time ago for leaving the toilet seat up. Drives me nuts when they do that!
I wonder how much you cna sell them for?
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I wonder how much you cna sell them for?
I need $$ so I cant put them in the FREE section so maybe a million bucks each. My brother maybe would attract that much money since he is so handsome but my hubby...probably not. LOL!
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Maybe I'll put him in the FREE SECTION!
No, get your money's worth!
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good point, shel...he can do the dishes...
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