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Unread 06-20-2009, 03:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Things Game

This is a game that was played at another forum that I frequent and it's a lot of fun. One person says something like "Things you should never say at a funeral," and everyone says whatever comes to their mind like, "Look!! He's moving!" or something on the lines of that.

So I'll start by giving a Things topic and then the fifth person to answer this gets to change the topic. And so on and so forth.

"Things you shouldn't say on your first date!"
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Are you going to wear that blue dress on our next date too?

(Next person who comes up with a "Thing" also gets to make up the next topic. )
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Unread 06-20-2009, 04:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Unread 06-20-2009, 08:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Stop screaming... the whole hospital can hear you... just give a little extra push! Can't be that hard."

*His funeral follows the day after*
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"Stop screaming... the whole hospital can hear you... just give a little extra push! Can't be that hard."

*His funeral follows the day after*
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LOL! Thankya very much! And LOL @ yours too.

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Unread 06-21-2009, 01:22 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Just in case we have trouble tracking how many have went... I think it might be better to put a number.

3. Can you drive me home cuz I'm drunk?
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3. Can you drive me home cuz I'm drunk?


4. I did steal those items in the backseat. But only because the bank took all my money. I'm planning to rob them tomorrow.
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Unread 06-21-2009, 01:24 AM   #22 (permalink)
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lol Alleycat - you're the 5th... so you gotta state the next game
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Cool!


Things never to say on a first date ...
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oooooooo mmmmaaannn.......

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2. Just how loose are you?
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3. What? oh I thought you were gonna pay (a guy to girl)
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