If you met God...

Stevey Boy · 04-22-2003, 06:35 PM

If you met God when you died, what would be the first thing God say to you?

God: Is that you, Stevey? I heard a lot things about you. I can't believe you died while you were having sex. But that was fun to see your girlfriend freaked out.

Waz · 04-22-2003, 06:37 PM

that is so funny,

me i would say wow u are really jesus, thank god i believe in u on earth, well are u gonna let me thru as u seem to be blocking my way!

allisonjoy · 04-22-2003, 06:39 PM

prolly --

God: Ally? What are you doing here? Do you think you belong here? *shakes head* Sorry, madam.... *shoves me to satan*

shao · 04-22-2003, 06:39 PM

god: heya.

shao: heya.

god: (nods) yea.

shao: (nods) hm-mm

god: well. yea.

shao: (shrugs) yea...

god: so...

shao: well...

god: any questions?

shao: oh yeah. if i am not christian, why did you bring me here?

god:

prostock19 · 04-22-2003, 06:40 PM

If I meet God, then I know I am dead. I would ask him why he wants me there and not in hell.

compLicaTed · 04-22-2003, 06:43 PM

Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being

***Alex*** · 04-22-2003, 07:04 PM

@ Complicated.

Me: I don't want to die yet. Please take me back so I can continue running AllDeaf!

04-22-2003, 07:06 PM

if I met God, I will ask him to returns to earth to watch hockey lol

allisonjoy · 04-22-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by compLicaTed
Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being

thats a gooood one

vvti low rolla · 04-22-2003, 07:56 PM

God: JR JR JR! what the hell you did on the earth, being stupidest, baddest, and idiot person

Jr: Well, I had to.

God: Why!?

Jr: you made me a deaf and I don't appericate it

Apocalypse · 04-22-2003, 08:00 PM

God: Hello
Me: I am an atheist
God pushes me back to my body and i spring back to life..

t e d d y · 04-22-2003, 08:02 PM

Me: Finally, i know the truth
God: yes you do
Me: so, where do I belong?
God: :press button: *cloud is opening up*
Me: falling down to hell

allisonjoy · 04-22-2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by t e d d y
Me: Finally, i know the truth
God: yes you do
Me: so, where do I belong?
God: :press button: *cloud is opening up*
Me: falling down to hell

just to join me? awwwwww ((cos i know ur an angel lol))

illustrator · 04-23-2003, 10:55 AM

: welcome to heaven!

: eh? I can't hear you! *in sign language*

: Oh yeah.. *snap to give me a heal and funcation to hear-able*
Hello? Can you hear me?

: oh kewl *in sign language*

: Oh darn, I forget to turn your function that allow you to speak in voice *snap*

: Oh thank you, lord! Where is Katize? Is she around here?

04-23-2003, 11:29 AM

God: "There you are..."
Kuif: "Sorry, I don't read lips. You're who?"
God tries to fix Kuif's hearing, but Kuif resists.
Kuif: "I prefer to stay deaf. Answer my question."
God: "I am your God."
Kuif: "My God?"
God: "Yes..."
Kuif: "I do not believe in a God who would allow people to judge against gay and lesbian ppl."
God: "ahhhh... if you beg for forgiveness for being gay, you can go to Heaven."
Kuif: "What, ask for forgiveness for being Gay? I did nothing wrong."
God: "..."
Kuif: "There are a lot of other worse ppl on Earth who murders, lies, steals and so on. I just happen to like same sex."
God sends Kuif back to Earth to reform the Christian religion, to teach tolerance and non-judgment of other people and to allow gay and lesbian ppl in churches.

kevbo · 04-23-2003, 11:38 AM

God: Finally to meet you..
me: I am God.
God: Uh no, you are not.
me: I am God.
God: Okay, here's your one way ticket to the hell.
me: I am God.

DirtyOldMan · 04-23-2003, 12:43 PM

Preacher: I WANT TO SEE GOD!!

Angel: Uh, uh... You may try to find him yourself!

compLicaTed · 04-23-2003, 01:03 PM

me: why? why'd u let the earth go corrupt?
god: *shrugs flippantly* you scum wouldn't have it any other way.
me: scum!? *takes out a white glove and slaps god*
god: that hurt.
me: well at least now you know how we feel!

Teekie · 04-23-2003, 01:27 PM

MDCodeRedFreak · 04-23-2003, 01:43 PM

t e d d y · 04-23-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allisonjoy
just to join me? awwwwww ((cos i know ur an angel lol))

really? i am not that angel

allisonjoy · 04-23-2003, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by t e d d y
really? i am not that angel

you're not?! what have u been hiding from me?!

hehe

ChelEler · 04-23-2003, 03:59 PM

God: Welcome to Heaven
Me: Huh? Heaven? I thought I'm instructed to go to Hell
God: Ah, nope. Because I need you.
Me:

vice · 04-23-2003, 04:02 PM

God: Why did u diss cathoic preists as gay in your little cam vid?
Me: Because they are!
God: Good I am glad you agrees with me

hacker · 04-23-2003, 06:20 PM

G o d: yo?
Me: what?
gO d: sup?
goD: nothing much here
Me: why did you keep format your name "God?"
g OD: i don't know..
Me: you supposed to capitalize the G and add "od".. damn you God!
GOD:

t e d d y · 04-23-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allisonjoy
you're not?! what have u been hiding from me?! hehe

naw, i am not angel around you HEHEH!

mwahs

hacker · 04-23-2003, 06:37 PM

god is fake..

did jesus coming pick yo up?

Xero · 04-24-2003, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by compLicaTed
me: why? why'd u let the earth go corrupt?
god: *shrugs flippantly* you scum wouldn't have it any other way.
me: scum!? *takes out a white glove and slaps god*
god: that hurt.
me: well at least now you know how we feel!

Damn. I always thought we got screwed from behind.

XBGMER · 04-24-2003, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by compLicaTed
Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being

complicated, i found you the Chosen One among all women are\last on the earth i

and worship u a Diva'Heather!

Eve though, I am a God among them as my flesh as these people...

DirtyOldMan · 04-24-2003, 04:11 PM

Dirty old man is preaching...

Dirty old man shouting at people: JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY!

04-22-2003, 06:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stevey Boy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,853	If you met God... If you met God when you died, what would be the first thing God say to you? God: Is that you, Stevey? I heard a lot things about you. I can't believe you died while you were having sex. But that was fun to see your girlfriend freaked out.

04-22-2003, 06:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
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04-22-2003, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waz Ex Super ***erator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Birmingham, West Midland Posts: 685	that is so funny, me i would say wow u are really jesus, thank god i believe in u on earth, well are u gonna let me thru as u seem to be blocking my way!

04-22-2003, 06:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
allisonjoy t e d d y s GIRL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: rhodey isle Posts: 1,124	prolly -- God: Ally? What are you doing here? Do you think you belong here? shakes head Sorry, madam.... shoves me to satan

04-22-2003, 06:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
shao peerless Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 237	god: heya. shao: heya. god: (nods) yea. shao: (nods) hm-mm god: well. yea. shao: (shrugs) yea... god: so... shao: well... god: any questions? shao: oh yeah. if i am not christian, why did you bring me here? god:

04-22-2003, 06:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
compLicaTed tha hemp goddess Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: o b L i V i o N Posts: 263	Me: are you there god? it's me heather God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being

04-22-2003, 07:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
GoldenLeaf74 Guest Posts: n/a	if I met God, I will ask him to returns to earth to watch hockey lol

04-22-2003, 07:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
vvti low rolla my bitches Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,026	God: JR JR JR! what the hell you did on the earth, being stupidest, baddest, and idiot person Jr: Well, I had to. God: Why!? Jr: you made me a deaf and I don't appericate it

04-22-2003, 08:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
Apocalypse Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Within this Universe Posts: 453	God: Hello Me: I am an atheist God pushes me back to my body and i spring back to life..

04-22-2003, 08:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
t e d d y k 1 t t y s GUY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: new york :-Þ Posts: 931	Me: Finally, i know the truth God: yes you do Me: so, where do I belong? God: :press button: cloud is opening up Me: falling down to hell

04-23-2003, 10:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
illustrator Love in Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Benbrook Posts: 4,594	: welcome to heaven! : eh? I can't hear you! in sign language : Oh yeah.. snap to give me a heal and funcation to hear-able Hello? Can you hear me? : oh kewl in sign language : Oh darn, I forget to turn your function that allow you to speak in voice snap : Oh thank you, lord! Where is Katize? Is she around here?

04-23-2003, 01:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
MDCodeRedFreak Cherry Rocks ! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a place where Code Red flows Posts: 1,443

04-23-2003, 11:29 AM	#15 (permalink)
kuifje75 Guest Posts: n/a	God: "There you are..." Kuif: "Sorry, I don't read lips. You're who?" God tries to fix Kuif's hearing, but Kuif resists. Kuif: "I prefer to stay deaf. Answer my question." God: "I am your God." Kuif: "My God?" God: "Yes..." Kuif: "I do not believe in a God who would allow people to judge against gay and lesbian ppl." God: "ahhhh... if you beg for forgiveness for being gay, you can go to Heaven." Kuif: "What, ask for forgiveness for being Gay? I did nothing wrong." God: "..." Kuif: "There are a lot of other worse ppl on Earth who murders, lies, steals and so on. I just happen to like same sex." God sends Kuif back to Earth to reform the Christian religion, to teach tolerance and non-judgment of other people and to allow gay and lesbian ppl in churches.

04-23-2003, 11:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
kevbo I own you. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,508	God: Finally to meet you.. me: I am God. God: Uh no, you are not. me: I am God. God: Okay, here's your one way ticket to the hell. me: I am God.

04-23-2003, 12:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
DirtyOldMan is as dirty as ever! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tulip town Posts: 618	Preacher: I WANT TO SEE GOD!! Angel: Uh, uh... You may try to find him yourself!

04-23-2003, 01:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
compLicaTed tha hemp goddess Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: o b L i V i o N Posts: 263	me: why? why'd u let the earth go corrupt? god: shrugs flippantly you scum wouldn't have it any other way. me: scum!? takes out a white glove and slaps god god: that hurt. me: well at least now you know how we feel!

04-23-2003, 04:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
vice Vice Ownz You Foo! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vice City.. Posts: 606	God: Why did u diss cathoic preists as gay in your little cam vid? Me: Because they are! God: Good I am glad you agrees with me

04-23-2003, 06:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
hacker Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 1,140	G o d: yo? Me: what? gO d: sup? goD: nothing much here Me: why did you keep format your name "God?" g OD: i don't know.. Me: you supposed to capitalize the G and add "od".. damn you God! GOD:

04-23-2003, 06:37 PM	#27 (permalink)
hacker Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 1,140	god is fake.. did jesus coming pick yo up?

04-24-2003, 04:11 PM	#30 (permalink)
DirtyOldMan is as dirty as ever! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tulip town Posts: 618	Dirty old man is preaching... Dirty old man shouting at people: JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY!