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Old 04-24-2003, 05:03 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:10 PM   #32 (permalink)
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God: "There you are..."
Kuif: "Sorry, I don't read lips. You're who?"
God tries to fix Kuif's hearing, but Kuif resists.
Kuif: "I prefer to stay deaf. Answer my question."
God: "I am your God."
Kuif: "My God?"
God: "Yes..."
Kuif: "I do not believe in a God who would allow people to judge against gay and lesbian ppl."
God: "ahhhh... if you beg for forgiveness for being gay, you can go to Heaven."
Kuif: "What, ask for forgiveness for being Gay? I did nothing wrong."
God: "..."
Kuif: "There are a lot of other worse ppl on Earth who murders, lies, steals and so on. I just happen to like same sex."
God sends Kuif back to Earth to reform the Christian religion, to teach tolerance and non-judgment of other people and to allow gay and lesbian ppl in churches.
hahah thats a GOOD one!!!!! ^5
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:02 PM   #33 (permalink)
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yo...... jesus....he full of crap lets just have fun with our lives and dont waste our times going to a church and doing something you dont know if its there........
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:05 PM   #34 (permalink)
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speak for urself, u go to church urself.. sure sure ur dad forces you.. but still its sad.. why not u just walk up the asile and the preacher?
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:09 PM   #35 (permalink)
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yeah i dont believe god but i respect my dada i dont wanna him get mad at me or something but yes i do wish to slap the damn preacher
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:10 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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yeah i dont believe god but i respect my dada i dont wanna him get mad at me or something but yes i do wish to slap the damn preacher
You don't have to believe in God to post a fake convo between you and God. Just to have fun.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:59 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:59 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Why am I gay???? That would be first thing for me to ask him.. not that I have plms being gay.. I am just curious that is all
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:01 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:33 AM   #41 (permalink)
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complicated, i found you the Chosen One among all women are\last on the earth i and worship u a Diva'Heather! Eve though, I am a God among them as my flesh as these people...
me: God, i have a question. (and yes i capitalized your name this time ok?!)
God: what do you want now?
me: am i really the chosen one?
God: well, no shit i was short on time. sue me, man. i got things to do, y'know?
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:12 AM   #42 (permalink)
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me: goddammit
God: ???
God: why did you say that?
me: I fucked up!!!
God: Please dont say that!
me: Why?
me: Is that your full name
God: No!
me: goddammit, I thought it was
me: sorry God
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:34 AM   #43 (permalink)
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* takes a piss over the edge of a cloud with God*
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:20 PM   #44 (permalink)
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* takes a piss over the edge of a cloud with God*
ah... so that's what acid rain is.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:49 PM   #45 (permalink)
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me: God! I didn't know you were a woman.
God: That's a secret. I let them fool preachers believe otherwise.
me: Why????
God: Penis envy will get you somewhere else, at least.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:53 PM   #46 (permalink)
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me: God! I didn't know you were a woman.
God: That's a secret. I let them fool preachers believe otherwise.
me: Why????
God: Penis envy will get you somewhere else, at least.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:34 PM   #47 (permalink)
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ah... so that's what acid rain is.
Yes.... also the Kyoto Protocol requires all humans to wear gas-filtered underpants to reduce the Greenhouse Emissions created by humans so God can have some clean fresh air.
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:44 AM   #48 (permalink)
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god: welcome to Heaven.
me: no shit...
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:08 AM   #49 (permalink)
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God: Hello
Me: Hello


Simple as that.
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:28 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Me: Hey, God
God: Hey, Shelley
Me: I have been prayed for you to coming to see me and you didn't come and see me *SOBS*
God: Aww, I'm very sorry I don't want to be scared you if i see you.
Me: So, I'm not damn scared of you, God
God: Oh well who knows.. Don't worry i'm here and you can see me.
Me: Yeah, whatever...
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:31 AM   #51 (permalink)
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you guys are funny! you guys have all different point views about God & Jesus.... god/g0d/goD whatsoever..
I grew up in many different churches due to my mother was trying to find cure and she still does eh so I dont know. If there is a GOD.. or heaven or hell.. I would just say.. wait till your life expires.. let it lead you to.. All I know this "Have Faith" hehe
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:44 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:57 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:23 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Yep, MsGiglz...

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Old 04-26-2003, 07:25 PM   #55 (permalink)
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God- dang Erica u had been bad girl tsk..
me- I know I haven't changed didn't I?
God- so why you wanna go to heaven
me- so I can pet angel cats and play with them and spy on my enemies
God- tsk Erica but what will u do if I send u back to earth?
Me- if there is a afterlife after all turn me into a lesbian girl who wanna go wooo over stephy
God- okay u got it..
*god sendin me back to earth and I am a hot femme girl with a open minded family who isn't overprotective like my last family*
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:20 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Aww.. better?


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Old 04-27-2003, 12:29 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 01:45 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:10 PM   #60 (permalink)
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the bible says when you meet god you will be judged for your works on earth accordingly. i hope our lord says to me," Job well done."
jesus is the only way. peace
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