why aliens havent came back yet

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They are waiting for me to start my string of coffee shops here in Alaska. The Alien Convention will be theme based coffee shops with an alien portal.
They are here among us and probably quite interesting. All aliens are welcome! I plan to have the most powerful beans and of course regular folks are welcome too!
I also plan to have a wayy lonng overdue ongoing celebration of science fiction and fantasy, with a stodgy old paperback library/trade/sell and weekly author appreciation specials. What ever the clients come up with rocks too. Oldies but Goodies will have their own area. The new will be encouraged and have the rest.
 
As for the proposition re: "aliens existence" only in fictional stories. No real reason for their "existence". "they" come from where? Another "minor problem" how did "they" get here?
Rod Serling's area of interest-Twilight Zone!
 
drphil said:
As for the proposition re: "aliens existence" only in fictional stories. No real reason for their "existence". "they" come from where? Another "minor problem" how did "they" get here?
Rod Serling's area of interest-Twilight Zone!
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This from a vampire. :cool2:
 
:lol:As for "vampires/goths/emos" etc. Retired. Seems I am a bit too old for that "crowd".

aside my son: has a sense of "way out humour" using the user name of drphil! in their "forum" vampirefreaks.com.
 
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drphil said:
As for "vampires/goths/emos" etc. Retired. Seems I am a bit too old for that "crowd".
aside my son: has a sense of "way out humour" using the user name of drphil! in there "forum" vampirefreaks.com.
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No vampires in my coffee shops allowed unless they come sneaking in disguised as aliens. Of course then they would have the aliens to deal with which might get very entertaining.
 
The surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere is that they haven't contacted us.
 
There is another reason- others planets dont seem "livable" as is earth. Does the massive distance have anything to "restricted" travel?
 
soulchill said:
The surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere is that they haven't contacted us.
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Walmart is a known alien portal. They can come and visit and dress as badly and wrong as possible and go about their observations in poorly fitting human disguise. They have favorite goodies they pick up there.
Chinese goods with melamine in them. They just cannot stay away. Refined food mmm the smell makes them smile so grotesquely.
The alien portals at my coffee shops will have a walmart sign above them. They will know for sure they are welcome as soon as they see plastic plates " to go" on the menu really cheap.
They contact me all the time that is why I am making a string of coffee shops for them so they can hang out someplace new. Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they don't get bored. Bored aliens are trouUUBBBLE!! I am getting really tired of them buggin' me!

Welcome to the ALIEN CONVENTION ..... where every door in says The Way Out Only
 
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