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screenwriters university association list 100 Worst Films



1. Cat in the Hat- Vandalized the children's story.

2. Pretty Woman- Cinderella as a prostitute.

3. Pulp Fiction- Killing people is funny?

4. Kill Bill 1&2- Mental illness inflicted on audiences.

5. Titanic- Corny, contrived, depressing.

6. Forrest Gump- See titanic.

7. Popeye the Motion Picture- Not as good as drying paint.

8. The Crying Game- Gross.

9. Hannibal- A person is fed thier own brain.

10. Silence of the Lambs- Cannibal protagony.

11. Legally Blonde 2- Two male dogs in lust.

12. Nurse Betty- A scalping for laughs.

13. Natural Born Killers- Should come with toilet paper.

14. American Wedding- Rumored to have not had a script.

15. The Godfather- Really just a dull glorification of organized crime, oh and the kiss of death was in another book first.

16. King Kong (1976)- Big and cheesy.

17. Matrix 2- What happened?

18. Killer Shrews- Must be seen to be believed.

19. Shaun of the Dead- A comedy with extreme gore for the last twenty minutes.

20. Things to Come- Not so accurate predictions.

21. Plan 9 From Outerspace- Would hate to see the first eight.

22. The Grinch- Like being screamed at for 90 minutes.

23. Scary Movie 2- Why?

24. Briget Jones 2- Once more without feeling.

25. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2- So dumb it's scary.

26. Godzilla 1998- The made in Japan ones were better and cheaper.

27. Grease 2- Rockahulalouao?

28. It's Pat: The Movie- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

29. Last Action Hero- light a match!

30. Lost in Space- Danger Will Robinson it's a bomb!

31. Porkys- Hold your nose.

32. Rinestone- Sylvester Stallone: country singer?

33. Showgirls- Campy.

34. Waterworld- A rip off of Mad Max at sea.

35. Who's That Girl?- Madonna.

36. Whipped- Should be wiped.

37. The Avenger- Attack of the Carnival Prizes.

38. Glitter- All that glitters is not gold.

39. Kung Pao!: Enter the Fist- We think he just wanted to take his shirt off in front of dozens of people.

40. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag- Who signed off on that concept?

41. Dumb and Dumber- At least it's true.

42. Vegas Vacation- Depressing.

43. Joe Dirt: Like 100lbs of crap in a five pound bag.

44. Son of the Mask- Son of a *****.

45. American Outlaws- It's criminal.

46. Beaches- Maudlin.

47. Love Story- See Beaches.

48. Cabin Boy- Laughless.

49. CHUD- Rimes with dud.

50. Crybaby- Shameful.

51. Perfect- Not!

52. Pink Flamingos- The horror.

53. Yentel- Unintentionaly scary.

54. A Boy and His Dog- Juvinile.

55. Congo- The humanity!

56. Crash- The Breakfast Club Janitor makes out with James Spader.

57. Eyes Wide Shut- Hey, this was a Betty Boop story.

58. 9 1/2 Weeks- Feels like 10 weeks.

59. Road House- They keep saying he's a little small for a bouncer, but he is a little small for a jockey too.

60. Toys- Like most real toys; boring after a minute.

61. Twister 1996- Seems to be about a group of challenged folk.

62. Speed 2- Who came up with the slow moving boat idea.

63. Eurotrip- Ugly noodlefest.

64. Old School- Snoop Dog.

65. The Hulk- The powerful Hulk faces off against a formless blob and a poodle.

66. Catwoman- Who told her cat's don't move thier eyes? It's not true, but it does make her seem dopey.

67. Life as a House- Icky.

68. Sordid Lives- It is sordid.

69. Ed TV- Now Opie!

70. The Paper- Richie, you're grounded!

71. American Beauty- Finds beauty in splattered brains.

72. Signs- Beware!

73. Secret of NIMH- Sleep inducement for all ages.

74. Dogs and Cats- Help me!

75. The Mexican- As much fun as e-coli.

76. Going Overboard- Just go already.

77. The Core- Unobtainium?!

78. Armageddon- The only people that can save the Earth are a group of A-Team rejects let by a hic who shoots at guys for dating his daughter?

79. Men in Black 2- Stick a fork in it,the franchise is done.

80. Red Planet- Bore.

81. Mission to Mars- Bore.

82. Traffic- Slease.

83. S.O.S. Summer of Sam- Oh,those dumb whites.

84. Starship Troopers- Random.

85. Do the Right Thing- Riot?

86. Scarface- Pachino is shot and hit for 20 minutes by a dozen machine guns and walks around like he doesn't mind.

87. Goodfellas- As much fun as getting your head slammed in a door 50 times.

88. Troy- They seem to feel the trojan war was mostly about Brad Pitt's butt.

89. Intollerable Cruelty- It is.

90. Cool World- Painful.

91. Chinatown- My mother, my sister, my money back.

92. The Piano- Gross.

93. My Dinner with Andre- Cancel.

94. Starsky & Hutch- Yuck.

95. Along Came Polly- Gross.

96. Anger Management- Manages to anger you.

97. Exorcist 3- What possesed them?

98. Black Hawk Down- Thunbs down, a downer all around.

99. Cocktail- Bartender drama.

100. Sister Act- Unholy.

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VamPyroX

Hehehe... that's a good list! Heh!

Unfortunately, I own about 15 of them.

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