Calling All Deaf Musicians!

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Is there a single soul in this forum that can decently play any musical instrument?
 
When I was a toddler I used to bang pots and pans, much to the chagrin of my parents. That was musician Endymion in training.

I'm a break dancer. Does that count too? Hey, you gotta have rhythm!
 
I play horn* and sing, but "decently"? Your mileage may vary.

I'm in the music program at my university.

*That would be the twisty, "French" one.
 
I play Candyland.
Guess I got a long way to go.
 
I used to play piano but I stopped when I became involved with other things. I'm trying to teach myself guitar but it's kind of hard when I'm not sure if I'm doing it right!
 
Endymion said:
When I was a toddler I used to bang pots and pans, much to the chagrin of my parents. That was musician Endymion in training.

I'm a break dancer. Does that count too? Hey, you gotta have rhythm!

You couldn't resist, could you?

One can only hope that your parents' pots and pans were not of the finest quality, unless they intended to give you the state-of-the-art banging equipment.

Everyone has to have a rhythm. We are all born with it. Check your pulse. If you don't have it, you're dead.

:dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2:
 
me_punctured said:
Everyone has to have a rhythm. We are all born with it. Check your pulse. If you don't have it, you're dead.

:dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2: :dance2:


But not everyone has Patrick Swayze rhythm!
 
non_sequitur said:
I play horn* and sing, but "decently"? Your mileage may vary.

I'm in the music program at my university.

*That would be the twisty, "French" one.

Decently, as in you play well enough to rise above the common racket of meaningless noises and enough for people to enjoy the music.

French horn! That's hard. I'm now in awe of you. :eek3:

I used to play alto saxophone and participate in my high school's marching band. My tutor coaxed me to sing, I mean, SING for her so she could teach me more about notes. :eek3:

May no one hear me sing.
 
Endymion said:
When I was a toddler I used to bang pots and pans, much to the chagrin of my parents. That was musician Endymion in training.

I'm a break dancer. Does that count too? Hey, you gotta have rhythm!

dance! dance!, we're falling apart to halftime :wiggle:


i had too

i love my fall out boy(s)
 
Endymion said:
But not everyone has Patrick Swayze rhythm!

Are you claiming to possess THE Patrick Swayze rhythm, Mister Headless Creature of Banged-Up-Pots-'N'-Pans?
 
Senorita, donde esta mi carro? Dios mio! Bandidos! Bandidos!

Matter of fact, I can't compare myself to Swayze, but I have been told I have impeccable rhythm, especially for a white boy. I still need quite a bit of practice if I'm going to be the next Swayze, though. That guy's brilliant.
 
Marual said:
I used to play piano but I stopped when I became involved with other things. I'm trying to teach myself guitar but it's kind of hard when I'm not sure if I'm doing it right!

That's typical of many amateur and professional musicians. I don't know how to play the guitar yet, but I'd love to take a class at the community college someday. Or just find a cute guy from Craig's List who'll elect to teach me how to pluck the strings in exchange for free ASL lessons. :P
 
Endymion said:
Senorita, donde esta mi carro? Dios mio! Bandidos! Bandidos!

Matter of fact, though, I can't compare myself to Swayze, but I have been told I have impeccable rhythm, especially for a white boy. I still need quite a bit of practice if I'm going to be the next Swayze, though. That guy's brilliant.


You're white?
This I got to see.
 
I'm a musical instrument expert!

Okay, listen up folks, the following is my official song. "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" was going to be my official song but I decided to make my own) Please gather all of your family and friends together around the monitor and sing it. In order to appreciate the song completely,you will need the following musical instruments:
a guitar
a harmonica
a banjo
a steel drum
three kazoos
a bass guitar
a fiddle
earplugs
aspirin
and a family member that can play all of the above instruments.
SPECIAL NOTE:
The faster you sing this song,the more enjoyment everyone will get out of it, as it will be over quicker.
 
Endymion said:
No, I'm golden and lichen-like. I'm a member of Teloschistes flavicans.

What an adorable bunch of orange hairy split-ends! Can I take you home? You see, I'm studying botany and I'd love to examine you for my research project...
 
me_punctured said:
What an adorable bunch of orange hairy split-ends! Can I take you home? You see, I'm studying botany and I'd love to examine you for my research project...

Why not take Nuty? He's a far more interesting Deuteromycota and responds well to incisively pleasurable scientific investigation.
 
Endymion said:
Why not take Nuty? He's a far more interesting Deuteromycota and responds well to incisively pleasurable scientific investigation.

Not interested in asexual fungi, sorry.
 
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