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Unread 07-07-2003, 10:15 PM   #151 (permalink)
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hahahah bbnt!!! OMFG elephant's nuts qq OMG hahahaa

WTG bbnt!!! u ROCK!!!!!!!
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Unread 07-08-2003, 12:59 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Gee... me on bribery??? I really think it was exercising the third leg... and needed some legal advice for it... LOL
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Unread 07-08-2003, 02:16 AM   #153 (permalink)
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I dont know anything abt those?! lololol yeaaaaaaaaaa riteeeeeeeeeeeee
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Unread 07-08-2003, 04:47 PM   #154 (permalink)
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THANKS BNNT!!!!! cuz i really need that cheer up to forget the damn depression that i have been through ....

PPSSSTTT To OldNavyGirl ... I really like ur signture very much. do u make it ??? ( sorry it is somewhat off topic)
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Unread 07-08-2003, 05:30 PM   #155 (permalink)
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THANKS BNNT!!!!! cuz i really need that cheer up to forget the damn depression that i have been through ....

PPSSSTTT To OldNavyGirl ... I really like ur signture very much. do u make it ??? ( sorry it is somewhat off topic)
I like her signature...beautiful!

This thread... keep it up!
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Unread 07-08-2003, 10:56 PM   #156 (permalink)
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THANKS BNNT!!!!! cuz i really need that cheer up to forget the damn depression that i have been through ....

PPSSSTTT To OldNavyGirl ... I really like ur signture very much. do u make it ??? ( sorry it is somewhat off topic)
no i didn't make it... someone did made it for me. and yes I love it very much too
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Unread 07-09-2003, 10:43 AM   #157 (permalink)
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Wow! I didn't even know that I'm included already! It sure sounds like me for sure in real life. Keep it coming! Kevbo'll be after me when he finds out.
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Unread 07-09-2003, 11:34 AM   #158 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
keep it up bbnt!!!
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Unread 07-09-2003, 05:24 PM   #159 (permalink)
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haha lol damn! i am laughing so hard. way to go!!!! Keep it up!!!
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Unread 07-09-2003, 10:20 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Scene 18

As our story continues....................


LezArtist and pinkster have been interviewing people all morning for their head bartender job.

LezArtist: "This shit's getting old."

pinkster: "Your right, everybody we've interviewed so far has really sucked. There's one person left I will go get her."


In walks a young lady with a very skimpy leather outfit some tattoos and more then a few piercings. She is also holding a very large bull whip. LezArtist and pinkster look at each other wondering if they made a mistake letting her in.

LezArtist: "It says here on your application your name is PiercedPixie, why do you think you would make a good head bartender?"

PiercedPixie: "Because the name of your place is Stiff Nipples."

pinkster: "What does are bar name have to do with you being a good bartender".

PiercedPixie pulls down the top on her leather outfit and after one look LezArtist and pinkster hire her on the spot.


In another part of our story.................................


javapride and Oddball have found their friend FlyFree's stash. With FlyFree out helping Sydlie, Oddball and javapride have gone thru her room {All 3 girls are roomates} found her bong and have been puffing on it for the last 45 min.


javapride: "I am so messed up."

Oddball: "Damn me to, but this shit has a funny after taste and that doesn't look like water in the bottom of the bong."

javapride: "Its not water, we ran out so I substituted vaginal cream."

Oddball starts coughing and gaging and has to run outside to get some air. javapride takes advantage of her friend going outside and smoke the rest of FlyFree's stuff.



to be continued.................................
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Unread 07-09-2003, 11:15 PM   #161 (permalink)
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SWEET LOUISE LO(LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHA VAGINAL CREAM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha I can t even talk now LMAO!!!!!!!1
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Unread 07-09-2003, 11:22 PM   #162 (permalink)
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OMFG bbnt!!!!!!! hahahah u are so AMAZING!!!!!!!!! OMG hahahahahahaha this is ****ing HILARIOUS!

WAYYYYY UP!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 12:48 AM   #163 (permalink)
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Ewww!! It is so gross!! Gagging!! you are damn nuts!! Vaginal cream.. oh, ewwww!! *Blah* DAMN YOU, bbnt.

Otherwise, your scenes are awesome!!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 09:26 AM   #164 (permalink)
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Oh jesus!

I dont do voodoo... lmao, but like the idea of a voodoo dildo.
Funny scenes, bbnt...
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Unread 07-10-2003, 01:00 PM   #165 (permalink)
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walk and check the scenes ... oh shoot i still not able to get 35 percent out of the profits !! oh shoot now u have 347 more scenes left to go which ur say so !!! keep it up !!! don't stop !! i think ur scenes is best that i ever read in the forums !!

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Unread 07-10-2003, 09:10 PM   #166 (permalink)
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Scene 19

In the alldeaf world today....................


BabtPhat21 has just entered the chambers of Judge WonderBum.


WonderBum: "What can I do for you BabyPhat21?"

BabyPhat21: "I've got 3 clients in jail on petty disturbance charges and I need to get them out."

WonderBum: "Ok I think I can take care of the but I want a 3 some with you and Gloria."

BabyPhat21: "What!!! I don't do women!!!!"

WonderBum: "But she's special, here let me blow her up and you can see for yourself."


We turn now to.........................................


Kevbo as he starts to wake up from surgery. He feels real sore in the groin area so he pulls his hospital gown to see if his balls were reattached and............................

Kevbo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Nurse!!!!!!!!!!

ChelEler: "Well hello, I see your awake."

Kevbo: "My nuts their huge!!!!!!!!! What happen!!!!!"

ChelEler: "On don't worry about that it's just a little swelling."

Kevbo: "A little!!!!! There's nothing little about them!!!!!"

ChelEler: "Well maybe there's a little more swelling then usual but don't worry it will be fine."

Kevbo: "What do you mean fine????? I can't even walk like this!!!!

ChelEler: "Oh don't worry we have this special walker you can use."

Kevbo: "I can't use that my balls will drag on the floor!!!!!"

ChelEler: "That's why I said it was a special walker, you see there is this platform that flips down. You rest your nuts on it while your pushing your walker."

Kevbo: "Oh please let this all be a bad dream!!!!!!!


Our play now moves to...........................


SilenceGold as he starts to regain conciseness.

SilenceGold: owwww, my head hurts. Damn what happen and who are you???

pimpdaddyposse: My name is pimpdaddyposse.

SilenceGold: "and what are you doing in my house????"

pimpdaddyposse: "I have no idea. Why do you have your pecker in a huge bandage???"

SilenceGold: "I have no ****ing idea????? Emeraldie!!!!!!!!!!!

Realizing they both have there memory back Emeraldie knows she needs to come up with an explanation.



to be continued...............................
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Unread 07-10-2003, 09:33 PM   #167 (permalink)
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SWEET JEEZ LOLOL kevbo will need a walker for that?? LOLOL!

KEEP it up BBNT u rock!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 09:34 PM   #168 (permalink)
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hahahah bbnt!!!!!! u ROCK!!!!!! hehehe
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Unread 07-10-2003, 10:11 PM   #169 (permalink)
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I'm sure I would remember where my shotgun is stored! :p
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Unread 07-10-2003, 10:31 PM   #170 (permalink)
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Good going Banjo.. with Justin Sanes as the villian!!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 10:35 PM   #171 (permalink)
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THAT is PERFECT LOGO for us THATS great banjo LOL!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 10:35 PM   #172 (permalink)
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WTG Banjo!!!!!!!! PUUURRRFECT! i love it!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 11:21 PM   #173 (permalink)
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gotta luv this play!!! Keep it up BBNT!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 11:21 PM   #174 (permalink)
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su-weet! *signs gibberish* im glad you picked piercedpixie!!
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Unread 07-10-2003, 11:22 PM   #175 (permalink)
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hahahahaha love that story .... KEEEP IT GOOOOIIINNNGGGGG
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Unread 07-10-2003, 11:41 PM   #176 (permalink)
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ohh boy it so funny i can;t wait to see other story
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Unread 07-11-2003, 12:40 AM   #177 (permalink)
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Good going Banjo.. with Justin Sanes as the villian!!
and Steel as the Super Hero?
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Unread 07-11-2003, 12:53 AM   #178 (permalink)
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and Steel as the Super Hero?
You better hope that bbnt doesn't include you as a guy in a crazy hospital labeled as 5 yrs old mental running around with a towel like you're a superman. :p
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Unread 07-11-2003, 01:24 AM   #179 (permalink)
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HAHAHA I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF damn way to go bbnt and Keep it up!!!! I am enjoying the stories so i am waiting for the next one hehe
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Unread 07-11-2003, 01:48 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Excellent story BBNT

I have very throughly enjoyed all the scenes.
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