Women Are Like Apples on Trees

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
 
MaxUFC said:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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hey i heard that story just a day before! do u happen live in CA? :)
 
or if you looked under your nose see big golden pumpkin some would say better as it last longer still makes a pie adding plenty of spice.
you my friend looking in the wrong place
 
funny, I think its the other way around. Guys worker to get the bad apples, smh and put way less effort into good ones.
 
Sounded kinda true on our case. Sounded like my wife was lucky, cause somebody stomped on me for her.
 
What happens when apple on top of the tree become rotten, and man trying to get on top of tree to get that apple, but it is already rotten? :lol:
 
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