Dictionary for womens personal ads

[rockin'robin]

Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was fucked to bits at Uni"
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
40-ish.............................................49
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow........................................Murderer

 

[posts from hell]

Describe yourself by using this list, rockinrobin, please.

 

[rockin'robin]

Describe yourself by using this list, rockinrobin, please.

For you, sweetheart....here it is.

I'm Beautiful, Fun, Old-fashioned, Outgoing, Professional & a Widow.....

 

[posts from hell]

For you, sweetheart....here it is.

I'm Beautiful, Fun, Old-fashioned, Outgoing, Professional & a Widow.....

By only saying "Sweetheart" you validated the rest.

Touche