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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at
the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such
wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and
be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and "Poof"
she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and "Poof" she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name
just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to
St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was
laid by 1,400 men in 6 months!"
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the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such
wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and
be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and "Poof"
she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and "Poof" she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name
just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to
St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was
laid by 1,400 men in 6 months!"
got this via email