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He's a friend of mine, so please give him a warm welcome. Welcome to AD, Gollum :twisted:

On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a shot of tequila, then walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process. This one guy watched...

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband's friend, Ben. The woman tells him her husband is in the shower and asks I he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I...

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When their kids were teenagers, they started dating and the farmers encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to the other farmer's house and said that he didn't want their children dating anymore. The boy's...

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard him praying: "God Bless Mommy, Daddy and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what it meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father...

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the...

CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces. The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an...

:shock: check out this story about France. CNN.com Look at the far right. :eek: