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    Baptism in the Name of Jesus

    If you go to Deaf Evangelism Resources, it is an awesome deaf ministry website. I have met several of their Pastors. One of them and I had a talk one day. We were discussing the difference in baptizing people among different religions. I know many people will bring up Matthew 28:19- "Go ye...
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    Moses and the Bush

    Recently while going through an airport, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said aren't you Moses? The man never answered, but just kept staring ahead. Again the President said Moses! in a loud...
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    Stupid Things People Say in Court

    Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now Published by c ourt reporters who had the torment of staying calm while These exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of...
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    The Painter

    Reply #3 | Posted Jul 10 2007, 7:55:59 PM | Link for this Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom was in his early 50's, retired, and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5...
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    Things Mom Teaches Us

    I? OWE MY MOTHER 1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL ...
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    Lawyers are Tough

    Only in Louisiana - you have to love this lawyer - It's too good not to share! Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if...
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    Smart lady ( Is there such a thing?)

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up...
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    Presidental Joke

    Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied...
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    Joke about Junior High School Girls

    Thought I'd share: According to a news report, a certain private school in Sandton was recently faced with a unique problem. Many students who were 12-year-olds were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick...
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    Southern Jokes

    Alabama: A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind He's a couple of miles back up...
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    Fun Car History

    Here is something you car buffs probably didn't know. The three Goldberg brothers -- Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell -- invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. Didn't know that, did ya? On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97. The three brothers...
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    Fun with Words

    HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (lovers of cryptic words) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger....Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was .....resisting a rest Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? .....He's all right...
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