Men are complex creatures

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Men are complex creatures


If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid
If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful
If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive
If you don't, you are controling
If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested
If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog
If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around
If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold
If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient
If you visit another man, you are fooling around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends"
If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward
If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded
If you stare at another woman, he says you're jealous
If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble..
If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

In short:

So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny
but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible

...MEN!

It this true? ha
 
Yes! Nice to see that from different point of view. Women always hear complain from men and were made into joke by men.

Nice to see something like this for once...
 
There's a lot of truth in your list, GarnetTigerMom.

I'm not guilty of all of them, but I know some guys who fill in where I don't.
 
I think that list can be used on men or women. We are all guilty of a few thigs on that list. :giggle:
 
Chase said:
There's a lot of truth in your list, GarnetTigerMom.

I'm not guilty of all of them, but I know some guys who fill in where I don't.
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lol that okay, I am sure you not alone but deep down I am sure you are swell guy! ,, I would love to hear what the other guys says too. Hope they don't get offensive on the jokes. :)
 
I probably will never finger out why men are like that and get the misunderstanding what the signals that we women seem to sent and it happen to us women when we assume that men made the signals and we are wrong about those signals. This is very confusing. So what is wrong with our body language, if we can not get along with our men? GRRR!!! :piss:
 
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Lists to compare complexities (humor)

Here's a partial list of how to make women happy. Below is a complete list of how to make men happy.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
3. Don’t block the TV.
 
Sorry if my list argues against your "men are complicated" thread, but I thought another list might serve to reduce complication anxiety.

If the last comment is meant for me, I'm not the least bit lonely, and part of what may lie behind the complications you see may be that a dog or cat is something, not someone.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestion to get a pet, but I already have 300,000 pets I keep in a field just up the creek.
 
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