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Once upon a time, I was sleeping in my high school's dormatory room when I woke up to the vibrating alarm clock, and realized this guy was sitting right next to my bed, just staring at me in the eyes.

Me: What are you doing here?!
Him: I just wanted to stop by and watch you sleep.
Me: Eh? I'm awake now, you can go back to your room.
Him: I know but can we talk...alone?
Me: No! Now go so I can start my day!

He left my room, and I later found out he was gay and had a crush on me. :ugh:

Fast forward to the present, he found me on Facebook and added me. Great. :ugh3:

Now post your freaky but true story!
 
*gasps*

I am sure that he is out of your world instead. :)
 
Alex said:
Once upon a time, I was sleeping in my high school's dormatory room when I woke up to the vibrating alarm clock, and realized this guy was sitting right next to my bed, just staring at me in the eyes.

Me: What are you doing here?!
Him: I just wanted to stop by and watch you sleep.
Me: Eh? I'm awake now, you can go back to your room.
Him: I know but can we talk...alone?
Me: No! Now go so I can start my day!

He left my room, and I later found out he was gay and had a crush on me. :ugh:

Fast forward to the present, he found me on Facebook and added me. Great. :ugh3:

Now post your freaky but true story!
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:laugh2: that was great... let me go think about this!
 
My drunk hubby being naked in the hallway at the hotel where we stayed in NYC last weekend.
 
I think I already told them all here. I ran out of freaky stories...

oh wait I got another one. I was staying in a slumber party with a neighbor of mine, we decided to smoke dry grass (as in grass grass. like what cow eat... not pot. weird) and put dirty maxi pad on side of a neighbor's mailbox.

(one of the many why I don't believe in slumber party anymore. I read that other culture think it is weird for you to let your kid spend the night with friends. The other reason was that my cousin stepson was accidentally shot when he had friends over for the night. He was showing off his father's gun)
 
My brother in law was verrrry drunk. He stumbled out of bed, and thinking he had found the potty, peed into an open drawer. The divorce was very quick....
 
I hope this is freaky enough...
A couple days ago I picked up a "new" computer from the shop. I say "new" simply because it is the civil thing to say--I bought it a few months ago from the computer repair shop, and I had nothing but problems with it (a Dell). I don't use my computer much, but somehow it got so full of spyware that the computer crashed while they were testing it.
To make a long story short, they allowed me to buy another computer at 75# off , plus they installed what they told me was a great anti-virus program Nod32.
Well, I decided to test the Nod32 program by going to porn sites. No virus, nada. I don't do porn, mind you, and it looked like I had a good anti-virus program. Yay. So I decided to clink on a few sites to test it.
However, my next door neighbor knocked on the door and with a shocked expression on her face asked, "Are you doing porn???" I told her not really and asked why she would ask me that. She said it was because she could hear the groans and moans outside my door. It turned out that the new computer had a built-in speaker and the volume was set on high. Dang, I felt one inch tall!
 
Beowulf said:
I hope this is freaky enough...
A couple days ago I picked up a "new" computer from the shop. I say "new" simply because it is the civil thing to say--I bought it a few months ago from the computer repair shop, and I had nothing but problems with it (a Dell). I don't use my computer much, but somehow it got so full of spyware that the computer crashed while they were testing it.
To make a long story short, they allowed me to buy another computer at 75# off , plus they installed what they told me was a great anti-virus program Nod32.
Well, I decided to test the Nod32 program by going to porn sites. No virus, nada. I don't do porn, mind you, and it looked like I had a good anti-virus program. Yay. So I decided to clink on a few sites to test it.
However, my next door neighbor knocked on the door and with a shocked expression on her face asked, "Are you doing porn???" I told her not really and asked why she would ask me that. She said it was because she could hear the groans and moans outside my door. It turned out that the new computer had a built-in speaker and the volume was set on high. Dang, I felt one inch tall!
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Now that's freaky one! :laugh2:
 
JClarke said:
my fault? How does it is my fault, Shel? :hmm:
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you came to USA and made us made something that i can't describe it that we weren't ourselves right. Just kidding my lame and stupid joke. :cool2: No idea what is up with she's thinking, but i am sure she has so gooooood source.
 
Beowulf said:
I hope this is freaky enough...
A couple days ago I picked up a "new" computer from the shop. I say "new" simply because it is the civil thing to say--I bought it a few months ago from the computer repair shop, and I had nothing but problems with it (a Dell). I don't use my computer much, but somehow it got so full of spyware that the computer crashed while they were testing it.
To make a long story short, they allowed me to buy another computer at 75# off , plus they installed what they told me was a great anti-virus program Nod32.
Well, I decided to test the Nod32 program by going to porn sites. No virus, nada. I don't do porn, mind you, and it looked like I had a good anti-virus program. Yay. So I decided to clink on a few sites to test it.
However, my next door neighbor knocked on the door and with a shocked expression on her face asked, "Are you doing porn???" I told her not really and asked why she would ask me that. She said it was because she could hear the groans and moans outside my door. It turned out that the new computer had a built-in speaker and the volume was set on high. Dang, I felt one inch tall!
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:giggle:
 
The time I was in a hurry to get to work, and put my panty liner on backwards....it got stuck to my hair...and I had to get a pair of scissors to cut it out.
 
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