Jokes & Funny Stories [Archive]

2016 Democrat Ticket....
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
wanted a Bike
Word of the Day: Exhaustipated
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
A guy walks into an opticians with a 12" turd in
Morris, an 82 year-old man,
Definition of eternity....
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
I have another stalker named Bill!
I wasn't planning on going for a run today,
A helping hand ....
If you have sex while
Government ......
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains
Inner Peace ......
How to argue with a woman
“Please,
Someone got offended by my bumper sticker
I am a sex addict...
Hey ladies, hear the new slogan for Clairol
Senility Prayer
Monica...
At the store...
8 months
My ex-wife was deaf.
G-pa and the Grand son fishing
Three Old Ladies
Drivers license
Nightmares are true
Man Down Aisle 7
Sneaky mom
Gas and women
Where does the Easter Bunny
Obama rated 5th Best U S President
At the beginning of my shift I placed a
Early one morning, late last night
Car trouble
What do you give the blonde who has everything?
The pope
A blonde's prayer
Whoops......
No app for that.
There's a sign
Alcohol does not make you FAT...
Well it's Friday, time for our Prayer's...
Obama's Health Care Plan
Who says sticks and stones may break my bones...
An oldie from 1957......
Line Too Long?
Truck loaded with viagra hijacked in new york
Tongue Twisters....
Impossibilities in the world
Interesting facts
A 401 for 401
Secret Society meeting...
Hot air balloon......
I have learned
Hotel,,,,,
Saint Peter is sitting at
uniforms
Pit Bull
Just like a baby?
Crowded Subway
Thought of the Day
Theory
SATIRE: "Budget cuts lead to creation of clean, sail-powered US Navy"
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Guess who quit smoking??
Stoner<
Dont need god?
Love Gas
It's tax time.......
Puritan Valentine's Day Cards
The professor and the sailor
when you are as low as you can be, some jerk
This happened on a flight getting ready to
did yall hear the pope quit?
Logic
Clever Anagrams
Guide to safe dating: .........
copper wire
Old picture
another woman....
The true meaning of 'Service'.
Say that again?
Gun Lovers Thought for the Day:
Fat Cat & Financial Advice Dog
Explaining the Flag
Lost Churches on the east coast
Selective hearing aids for men
Wal-Mart Interview
dealing with fear
mental hosp
inbred cat
a 6 yr old's perspective
one word or two
What's the difference between
Wikileaks Cartoon Part 1
Don't Mess With Texas.....
Community service work.....
The Death of Bin Laden Cartoon Part 1
The Death of Muammar Gaddafi
The Hanging of Saddam Hussein Cartoon
2008 Georgian War Cartoon
A Sweet Love Story... :whistle:
My IQ is very high
Another bar
theory?
Chicago has the stristest gun laws in the U.S.
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal
Ponderings.........
Autistic Nephew Punk
Bad Lip Reading in the NFL
I don't know how scientific this was, but
Top Ten Gun Safety Tips
Anti gun control facts.
I hate all this Terrorist business.....
The Tonight Show
Gun Control: Use both hands
I was so drunk last night at the bar
Miracle?
Elderly Alphabet
I am an insomniac agnostic dyslexic
New Years Eve....
Love it
Received my Survival Kit today
Drive-Thru Static Shock
Man Breaks out of prison!
Hippopotamus, New York
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:
What Would Jesus Drive?
Time magazine names Man of the Year:
Women's perfect breakfast
The Dentist.....
Florist Mistake
Constipation
Mind-Blown Perspective?
I have a friend on Facebook whose status says
Our gov't thinks that by making guns illegal...
Handicapped Parking
Please come to the next NRA meeting where
What time tomorrow is the
Lego's Conspiracy Theory
Security System
Cop Humor
Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned
Donkey Raffle ......
"Please Come Out and Give Yourself Up"
Only in America...
My memory is going
My kids quit believing in
Definition: Intaxication
Zombies vs Gangs
Merry Christmas To My Older Female Friends
New wine....
Government bailout of Hostess Corp.
I'm on a whiskey diet.
I saw proof last weekend that opposites attract
Romantic text....
Black Pearls...
Signs you are overdoing thanksgiving
Elmo got caught
Life's top ten realities:
I just made Romney noodles Obamaself
another misunderstanding...
coolest headstone ever
Kind of Funny to me if no one else thinks so oh well
Arizona
Blind man at walmart
A few....
Dinner
I'm soo ready for Halloween tricks...
Road Warrior
Top ten reasons to go to work naked...
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined a
Politically correct
Walk with me as I age...
Out of office
Only a Southerner ......
Darndest things quoted from kids
good advice
Mike
The Weakest Link
Murphy's Law
Late Night Jokes .......
What do you call....
Deaf Dog
Nursing home #3
Nursing Home #2
Nursing Home #1
I had a friend who was a Jehovah's Witness....
Scary.......
Lesson for today:
This is Too Funny, People Said This In Court.
I just heard
I like to wear
My therapist says
Bits and pieces....
2 ole chaps...
Deer Hunting with a rope
The future of nursery rhymes ???
What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in
Suzy visits the doctor
They lie about marijuana.
Political Joke
JOKE: The Deaf Enforcer
Investment Opportunity
Japanese Comedians
wait, what?
Grammar Nazi's
Grandma:
Absent From School Excusess:
Game of Intelligence
Useful Statistics
A thief broke into my house last night ...
Spell Cheque
food for thought
Minnesota Slogans
teachers haha
Warning: Virus alert!!!
An ode to the fart
"The car won`t start,"
All Smiles
Southern Thinking........
Common Famous Last Words:
A man called the Vet:
Doctor Jokes
I got in touch with my inner self today
I've found why it's so hard to lose weight
Quote of the Day
Old Folks Know
Did you hear
True or False
I use to struggle with weight gain
Wisdom from Will Rodgers
bad body paint lol
I've entered the snapdragon part of my life
An elderly man goes into
NBC sports commentators said what?
cultural difference in english speaking countries
Why did the rabbit go over the fence?
harry the eagal
There was life before the computer.
The pro quarterback
My dog is evil
A blonde joke...
Senior Fun & Games
I see someone fell off the wagon last night
A interesting joke