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d. We hear of people coming from "up north" or "down south", but never "left west" or "right east".

e. Boxing rings are not shaped like a ring at all. They're square!

f. Pineapples does not contain pine or apples.

g. "Slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same.

h. "Flammable" and "Inflammable" mean the same.

i. Why not "teethbrush"?

If "mice" is the plural form of "mouse", why isn't "hice" the plural of "house"?

If "geese" is the plural form of "goose", why isn't "meese" the plural of "moose"?