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Originally Posted by Holly
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I have, however, tremendously enjoyed the chatting going on! If I am correct, what I should do is go out and buy a pack of depends and an airhorn. When i show up to church on sunday I will flick the lights in the auditorium (thus getting the attention of everyone in the room, including hearies) then proceed to walk up to my deaf friend, get approximately 3 inches from her face and blow the airhorn as loud as possible before slapping her across the face...the only delemma is...I have to get her attention to have her put on the depends! so I guess I will just bring baby wipes, toilet paper, and lysol, and give her the depends to wear next week...haha!
I'm just kidding about all that of course!!!! I think what i shall do is just get in her line of vision and wave a little 
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i believe you forgot the stun gun and the planting of plastic explosive in their vehicle. they're both "polite", in their own unique way.