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Originally Posted by Chase
A few years ago, a hilarious Depends ad boasted, "Tranquility . . . Not for Incontinence Alone."
Ever since, I've been listing additional applications:
"Tranquility . . . For Football Games in Double Overtime."
"Tranquility . . . For Those Extra Long Elk Hunts."
"Tranquility . . . When a Short Romantic Walk on the Beach Becomes More Promising."
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I think the airlines ought to issue them to all boarding passengers, for those long delays where they keep the paying customers as hostages.