Me wake up? Nah! 666 electronic technology?

You've got me kidding.

The Bible didn't tell you the exact word of "technology"! Show me the verse where does it spells out the word clearly as "t-e-c-h-n-o-l-o-g-y"?
Implanting microchip is good for animals because they can't speak in spoken English and even signing in ASL. That's why.

Implanting on human is only at individual's own personal, private, preference decision. As for me, I don't need it unless Askjo yanks my arm and place a gun on my head.
Well, Askjo... Please quit being so paranoid. Calm down. You have been watching man-made Hollywood sci-fi/religious movies too much! Just be yourself and enjoy the marvelous wonders of engineering, invention, science and of course, please don't forget to take the beauty stroll along the Mother's Nature in the outback country.
That's part of what God would want you to do. Enjoy your life on Earth at the very best as much as you can before you go down to the grave.
~DV