I rarely saved the away messages but I have few that I usually added whenever I installed the OS/AIM right after re-formatted my computer
Message: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!
Message: I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n to get offline.
Subject: Out with Nas
Message: I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.