You should see some of the funny ones in my church's bulletin. Gotta love typos and bloopers...
A FEW of my favorite quotes:
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” ~ Dr. Seuss
“The past does not have to be your prison. You have a voice in your destiny. You have a say in your life. You have a choice in the path you take.” ~ Max Lucado
“Knowing that we can be loved exactly as we are gives us all the best opportunity for growing into the healthiest of people.” ~ Fred Rogers
“Even though you may not understand how God works, you know he does.” ~ Max Lucado