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Unread 06-17-2004, 06:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
Levonian
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Originally Posted by VamPyroX
We asked where it was and they said that they can't provide diet soda for it gives us brain cancer. We're like, "WTF!?" We told them where they heard that and they said they read it in email thinking it was important and they don't want to be responsible for giving all the students brain cancer! Jeez!
The risk of brain cancer from Aspartame is minimal. However, recent studies have shown that the risk of brain cancer is substantially increased if you drink 10,000 cans of Diet Coke while talking on your cell phone and standing underneath a high-voltage power line with your head inside a microwave oven.
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