HAHA!...About those "farteous farts," Kristina....sorry, I don't put up with that
...if you gotta fart...then go somewhere else to do it, not around me!..My 3 boys know how I am about that...(even my doggie does too)...as I scold her whenever she does it and take her right outside and tell her to do her business!...Maybe if you started calling ur hubby "Fart Face"..he might remember there is a lady around...