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Originally Posted by deafdave3
It's really humid in the woods, so the two hiking buddies remove their shirts and shoes. But when they spot a sign saying "Beware of bears," one of them stops and puts his shoes back on.
"What's the point?" the other asked. "You can't outrun a bear."
"Actually," says his friend, "all I have to do is outrun you."
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or... you can just carry gun
Here's a story that my best friend told me. Once upon time in Pennsylvania last month, 2 of his friends were carrying .45 pistol with hollowpoints. They were having a merry time... hiking along.... and then all of sudden, an angry 400lbs. bear was charging toward them. They emptied their magazines on bear and the bear fell dead just couple feet away from their feet. Mighty close call! They called park ranger and then a while later - he came and looked around... and said - "yep.... yep.... oh well... "
that's it.