Originally Posted by VamPyroX

Mathematical Proof That Women Are Evil


First, we state that women require time and money:

WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

As we all know, "time is money":

TIME = MONEY

Therefore...

WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY²

Because "money is the root of all evil":

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore...

WOMEN = (√EVIL)²

Then we are forced to conclude that:

WOMEN = EVIL