Originally Posted by Chase

Don't take his word for something that requires an expert like me.

I'm considered ugly, but often need to beat the girls off with a stick. Besides, I know beauty because I'm a beekeeper.

Post your picture, and I'll tell you the real facts about beauty.

What? You wonder how a beekeeper has an eye for knowing beauty?

Haven't you ever heard "Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder"?